joke-programmer-dad
the brief, redacted

Write an original dad joke about programming. Tests whether a model can be genuinely funny rather than merely recognisably joke-shaped.

168 chars · 30 words · fingerprint b82ffc281ed0

raw output — byte exact

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.

request envelope — prompt redacted

{
  "model": "anthropic/claude-haiku-4.5",
  "system": "Respond with the joke only. No preamble, no \"here you go\", no explanation, no alternatives, no emoji.",
  "messages": [
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "«REDACTED — 30 words, 168 chars»"
    }
  ],
  "maxOutputTokens": 1000,
  "gatewayStringId": "189809da-2d08-4d08-bf2e-58338b3d0f1a"
}