joke-programmer-dad
the brief, redacted

Write an original dad joke about programming. Tests whether a model can be genuinely funny rather than merely recognisably joke-shaped.

168 chars · 30 words · fingerprint b82ffc281ed0

raw output — byte exact

Why did the programmer name his dog Git?
Because every time he threw a stick, it fetched a branch.

request envelope — prompt redacted

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  "model": "zai/glm-5.2",
  "system": "Respond with the joke only. No preamble, no \"here you go\", no explanation, no alternatives, no emoji.",
  "messages": [
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "«REDACTED — 30 words, 168 chars»"
    }
  ],
  "maxOutputTokens": 32000,
  "gatewayStringId": "1dc56b2c-4132-4592-b5f0-ad406f52fd29"
}