raw output — byte exact
I tried to catch an exception, but it kept trying to handle me instead—turns out my code had bad manners.
request envelope — prompt redacted
{
"model": "openai/gpt-5.4-nano",
"system": "Respond with the joke only. No preamble, no \"here you go\", no explanation, no alternatives, no emoji.",
"messages": [
{
"role": "user",
"content": "«REDACTED — 30 words, 168 chars»"
}
],
"maxOutputTokens": 1000,
"gatewayStringId": "68b9ca2e-24f6-4b26-96f8-029a2a0acdf1"
}